Friday, December 2, 2011

A Lord Voldemort Style Blog

        NYEAAA! Avada Kedavra!!!!!! Oh sorry, didn't mean to kill you! I was practicing my spells from Harry Potter. If you're a Harry Potter fan you know what I'm taking about. If you're not, you need a life adjustment because everyone should know about Harry Potter!! Well, Avada Kedavra is the killing curse. So if you say that spell, you just killed someone! This is a spell not to be used unless dangerously necessary because it is one of the three unforgivable spells. But, Lord Voldemort loves this spell and uses it all the time. Woops, sorry got caught up with Harry Potter talk. Well, if you didn't get it from my intro, today we will be talking about death. 




        Well let's get started! So a common question most people ask is why do people die? Everything in the universe has an beginning and an end, from huge galaxies to microscopic organisms. Even with all of the medicine we have today, our organs start to deteriorate. Some people (including me) think that it's important to live our lives to the fullest. I mean you have only one life, might as well live it awesomely! 




 Ha ha I absolutely love this! 











      There are lots of reason to die. There is sickness, old age, or Twilight... Anyways, have you ever wondered what happens after you die? First, the blood stops circulating in your body. Blood starts to collect in whatever part of the body is closest to the ground. This is called liver morits, and it causes the skin to look a little discovered. Since the body isn't making energy and heat anymore, it cools. This is called algor mortisThere's also rigor morits when the body starts to stiffen. Depending on the conditions you're in, it takes about a year for the body to break down into just bones. 

The pictures were too gross so here's a smiley face to lift up your spirits! 













        No one really knows where your actual soul goes. Some people believe it goes to either heaven or hell. Some people believe that their spirit hangs around here on earth as ghosts. There are lots of different ides, but it's really your choice on what to believe.  







It's doing the Jenna Rose!! 
They believe either      <---that OR that---> 














Here are some cool facts about death: 
  -Approximately 100,000,000,000 people (that's 100 billion!) have died since humans began.
  -The same enzymes that digest your food while you're alive will start eating your body once you're dead.
  - A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
  -A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
  -About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year. 
And here are some cool links: 
Click here to see some more interesting death facts! Click here to learn about rigor, livor, and algor mortis!  Click here to learn odd facts about death!  


That's the end of our blog on death. I know, death is depressing but we all are one day going to have to face it. RIP all of the loved ones that have left us. But, to end on a happy note, here's come funny pictures to end it off! Bye everyone! Science Fun:)


              

Hahahaha! I love this one!! 

LIFE IS GOOD! :) 



5 comments:

  1. Haha! I LOVE the beginning! The whole thing was definitely Celine, and it was a (British accent) brilliant blog. I love the fun facts, and the information. I didn't know it took a year for you to turn to bones. I though it took forever. And a DENTIST? What is wrong with these sick people? Anyway, it was brilliant. It was spiffing. I'm sure the terrible background will agree with me. It really was amazing, and I can't find anything wrong with it. I can't say make it longer, because there's really not much to do with death. Only theories and the ways you die. It was awesome. -Live Long, Stay Strong

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  2. Oops, I forgot! Love the pictures at the end! They tie the whole thing togeter, know what I mean?

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  3. No, I'm sorry Fatima, but there isn't a terrible background to agree with you. Only an amazing one and that sure does agree. Anyways, I'm glad you likes my blog! I liked it too, (Snape voice)obviously. Haha and I thought that the pictures at the end were necessary to leave on a happy note! Well, as happy as you can get from a blog about death... Thanks anyways!!

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  4. Celine... you did terrible..
    Ahh just kidding..
    well...
    na you did great. except the background. you should take another look on that. but you had good info on.. dying? but you made this topic seem happy in a way i never thought possible :O so good job.. (your still a slimy slytheren haha)

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  5. yaaaaaaa HARRY POTTER!!!!!! WOOOO!!!! Fabulos blog celly

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